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Monday, February 28, 2011

Geez, so much happened today...

Where to start...
Ted bringing a sandwich to the sign-up tonight and I was so hungry and he wouldnt share, or should I bitch...I mean comment on how Mark stole my work.  Bastard!

I made a promise to myself that I would start going for walks to get exercising again, however, I did not make it out!  So I was thinking, that since I break my own promises, that if I promised my readers that I would, then I would have to!  Can't let my millions of loyal readers down.  In fact, I invite all of you to join me in doing some light activity each day!  Are you up for the challenge?

I cannot focus my thoughts...they are all over the place!
I want to mention that the new response to "Thank You" is "Yeah" instead of "You're Welcome", or that the meaning of life is to just plain live, live each day to the fullest and always tell your loved ones that you do love them, and don't assume that they know it.  That rich chocolate cheesecake can make everything better, even after one bite!  The Matrix Trilogy is one of the top Trilogies in the world!  Okay so I don't know if thats 100% true but it is in my books!  Did I also forget to tell you that I saw "The King's Speech" and since it won 4 Oscars, that makes me a better person then someone who didn't see it?  LMAO  *cough*cough*


 UPDATE:
Annie's Birthday dress still not bought, but sources say that there are beautiful little dresses at Fortino's.  Keep checking back for Updates!

That's it for now, I think.  I had so much to say but I can't remember.  Maybe I should get a micro cassette recorder, and record my thoughts as I get them.  It seems that I am starting to lose focus again!
Oh yeah, calling the Specialist tomorrow!

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Oscar Night

Never really been a fan of the Oscars so I would like to thank God, Jesus, my family for supporting me through this wild ride and Spike TV for putting on Star Wars Episode III while the Oscars are on.
You know I think I am ready to accept my Oscar for Best Blog. LMAO
One question to leave you for homework tonight...does anyone have the answer to life and its meaning? We will discuss this in class tomorrow so have your assignment completed.

Thanks for reading the Short but Sweet Cell Phone Blog.
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Saturday, February 26, 2011

Birthday Dress

Hey Hey Everyone,

Annie's 2nd Birthday is coming up, March 4 to be exact and we are having a party for her.  Now that I think about it, I haven't sent out any invitations.  I think its going to be Saturday March 5 around 3pm.  She wants a pizza party so what the princess wants, the princess gets!  I will be sending out invitations with exact details.
I think deep fried pickles will be on the menu plus a Potato and a Caesar salad.  Oh yeah don't forget the cake.  I was thinking of making a train cake but don't know if I have time.
Annie has entered a wonderful time in her life and in ours.  Here is a video of the lovely little princess to give you an idea of what we are going through...
Yep, she has entered the "NOOOOO!" stage.  It is so cool.  Imagine everything you ask her and the answer is "NOOOO!"  I think this stage is also referred to as the Terrible 2s!
Anyways, she is still my bratty little princess and we are going out to the mall to buy her a pretty princess dress!

I will post a pic of the dress once we get it!

Friday, February 25, 2011

Cream of Turkey Soup vs Beer and Wings vs Libya?

Okay where to start...
I know I missed writing a little something something, but I was so tired and thoughtless yesterday, that it would have been just a blank blog!

I did however make a delicious Cream of Turkey soup.  My Mom made a turkey that she had in her freezer since January and gave me lots of Turkey leftovers.  So I decided to make a soup.  Now I texted a picture of the finished product to a friend, *cough*cough*Neno*cough*, who said it looked bad, but I dont want to center that friend out *cough*Neno*cough*cough*.  It was so delicious though, that I thought I would share with my readers the recipe, a picture of the soup and a video testimonial of how good it was.


 Some Crusty bread to go with it...
and the video to prove it was delicious...
 So I bet you are sold on how good it is so I will share the recipe.

Joe Joe's Super Yummy Turkey Soup

4 strips of Bacon
4 Potatoes
1 Carrot
1 can of Corn
12 tbs of flour
2 cups of half and half
4 cups of chicken or turkey broth
1 cup of butter (yep I know its fattening)
Left over turkey cut into chunks
Salt, Pepper and Poultry Seasoning

First, I started with frying 4 strips of bacon, and I peeled 4 potatoes and 1 carrot, cut into chunks and I boiled them, but not too much.  Then I put the bacon on a paper towel and left it rest.
While the potatoes and carrots are boiling, its time to make the cream part of the soup.  Melt the butter in your soup pot (the one you are going to make the soup in) and add the flour.  Let the butter and flour cook a little bit while whisking, then whisk in the broth and then the half and half.  Add a dash salt and pepper and poultry seasoning.
Strain the potatoes and carrots and add to the cream broth.  Add the corn, cut the bacon, and add the cut up turkey.
Let simmer and enjoy!


Now on to Beer and wings.  I love beer and wings!  I think that if all the world leaders got together for beer and wings, the world would be at peace with each other!  There would be no war or hate for other nations.  Beer and wings is the solution people.  I bet Jesus, Buddha, and Allah probably had beer and wings together. So get out there and eat lots of wings and drink lots of beer and spread the word of Beer and Wing goodness!

I thought that I would quickly mention the people in Libya.  I don't really think I am educated enough to get in to get deal about them, but what I know is that they are protesting against Gadhafi, who is the ruler or leader, not really sure the word used for his position.  I have heard that he is actually crazy, real life crazy, clinically insane, coo coo, you get the picture.  I think the reason for the protest, is for a fair government to run their country, and not be under the rule of Gadhafi.  He even started bombing his own capital city and killing his own people.
Here, check out this link for more information, and please correct me if I am wrong.
http://www.thespec.com/news/world/article/492126--protests-spread-in-cities-closer-to-libyan-capital-where-gadhafi-militiamen-clamp-down

So, signing off on this beautiful Friday night,
Joey

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Haiku Who?

Hi Everyone,

I got quite the response on yesterdays blog!  Last time I checked, I had 17 views!  On my way to being a very popular blauthor!

Well, last night while lying in bed, trying to get to sleep, I came up with a Haiku.  I was a bit depressed.  Still a bit today and I dont really know what to do.  Anyways, we will save that for another day.
Back to the Haiku...is it normal to just think of Haikus while just lying in bed?

This Haiku is titled "Wedding Band"

Shiny Metal Ring
Worthless, Meaningless, Empty
Goodbye Forever?

Yeah, like I said its a bit depressing but thats how I felt yesterday!
I also thought of having a Ring Burial Service.
What's a Ring Burial Service you ask?  Thats when friends and family get together in a grave yard and bury the wedding ring of the party seeking separation.  My theory is in a grave yard, the body is layed to rest, and the soul is freed from the body and ascends to heaven.  So, if we bury the wedding ring and lay it to rest, maybe my soul will be set free from this unholy union and ascend me to heaven.  Okay, so unholy union is a bit dramatic, but you know how I like the dramatics!

Have a good sleep everyone, and may the Force be with you!

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

What's a Blought?

Hey Everyone,

So, I know you have all been missing the "Radioblogtive", and I have been thinking! LOL I know, sounds ridiculous! However, most of you bus drivers already know this, but when driving the bus, a million and one thoughts run through my head. I come up with ideas to save the world, fix peoples problems, invent a renewable clean source of energy, and what to make for dinner! Okay, so I dont do all of that but you get the idea.
Being the smart and charming person that I am, I thought, what if I wrote a blog about my thoughts that are spirialing through the black hole that resides in my head? Plus, it would solve the problem of people missing my excellently spelled and punctuated blogs. Did I ever tell you that I got graded extremely low marks in High School English? LMAO
The definition of blog reads "a website that allows users to reflect, share opinions, and discuss various topics in the form of an online journal while readers may comment on posts."
The definition of thought reads "the process of using your mind to consider something carefully."
So, mash the 2 words together and you get "Blought", "the process of using your mind to consider something carefully and documenting it on a website that allows users to reflect on those thoughts, share opinions, and discuss various thoughts in the form of an online journal while readers may comment on posts."
Conclusion: basically a blog about nothing or everything or someone or no one or a feeling or whatever!