Here is a quickie while I was in Starbucks...
S - Super
T - Tasty
A - Awesome
R - Reliable???
B - Blended
U - U know
C - Coffee, thats an easy one
K - Kazachoc (Slavic fast dance in which the dancer squats and kicks out their legs alternately)
S - Sweet
That was a difficult 5 min, but now I can justify telling the Starbucks girl that I am an author. Well, I told her I was writing an autobiography. Well, I guess my blog is sort of an autobiography cause I share all sorts of shit about my life on this thing!
Have a good night!
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Sunday, March 6, 2011
This one is for you!
This blog is for a special someone who will always be in my heart...
I am crazy.
I am stubborn.
I am complicated.
I am confusing and confused.
I am dramatic.
I am happy.
I am sad.
I am talkative.
I speak before I think.
I think too much.
I am charming.
I am arrogant.
I am smart and I am dumb.
I love and love to be loved.
I know what to say but I am a loss for words.
I make mistakes.
I make lots of mistakes.
I am everything...
but complete without you.
Have a good night everyone!
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Ode to RX-8
I haven't really been able to focus my thoughts these past few days. It must have something to do with the thyroid. I went for a blood test last Thursday and called the specialist today. Of course the results are not looked at yet but hopefully they call back tomorrow morning.
As for doing the light exercise, its been 2 days and I have done nothing. I am just exhausted after work.
Now enough with the boring shit, pardon my french.
I thought I would share a story with you. A story of love at first sight. A story of two becoming one. Pure excitement, love, and happiness! A story of my first drive with the beautiful Mazda RX-8.
It all started with a trip to the dealership. I was scoping the place out for some nice honeys, when I looked across the car lot and she caught my eye.
As the wind gently blew, I made my way casually over to her. I didn't want her to think I was desparate, but I wanted her to know that I was into her. I looked directly into her head lights. They lit up like twinkling stars. I got the keys and a plate, and opened the door.
I sat down and took a deep breath. The smell of her leather was arousing. I put the key in and started her up. She purred like a gentle kitten. I reached over, turned on the radio and cranked the volume. Bitter Sweet Symphony by the Verve came on...(press play)
As the music got louder, I placed one hand on the steering wheel and the other hand on the shifter. I closed my eyes. I could feel the engine spinning and buzzing through the soft vibrations of the shifter. Goose bumps ran up the back of my neck and I took a breath like a baby taking a breath of air for the first time. For that one brief moment, man and machine meshed as one.
Then I took her for a drive and it was awesome!
I know, you were expecting an explosion after a climax like that. Sometimes, short, sweet and direct is the best way! Plus I am getting tired and need sleepy time. LMAO
Have a good night and hope you enjoyed the story!
As for doing the light exercise, its been 2 days and I have done nothing. I am just exhausted after work.
Now enough with the boring shit, pardon my french.
I thought I would share a story with you. A story of love at first sight. A story of two becoming one. Pure excitement, love, and happiness! A story of my first drive with the beautiful Mazda RX-8.
It all started with a trip to the dealership. I was scoping the place out for some nice honeys, when I looked across the car lot and she caught my eye.
As the wind gently blew, I made my way casually over to her. I didn't want her to think I was desparate, but I wanted her to know that I was into her. I looked directly into her head lights. They lit up like twinkling stars. I got the keys and a plate, and opened the door.
I sat down and took a deep breath. The smell of her leather was arousing. I put the key in and started her up. She purred like a gentle kitten. I reached over, turned on the radio and cranked the volume. Bitter Sweet Symphony by the Verve came on...(press play)
As the music got louder, I placed one hand on the steering wheel and the other hand on the shifter. I closed my eyes. I could feel the engine spinning and buzzing through the soft vibrations of the shifter. Goose bumps ran up the back of my neck and I took a breath like a baby taking a breath of air for the first time. For that one brief moment, man and machine meshed as one.
Then I took her for a drive and it was awesome!
I know, you were expecting an explosion after a climax like that. Sometimes, short, sweet and direct is the best way! Plus I am getting tired and need sleepy time. LMAO
Have a good night and hope you enjoyed the story!
Monday, February 28, 2011
Geez, so much happened today...
Where to start...
Ted bringing a sandwich to the sign-up tonight and I was so hungry and he wouldnt share, or should I bitch...I mean comment on how Mark stole my work. Bastard!
I made a promise to myself that I would start going for walks to get exercising again, however, I did not make it out! So I was thinking, that since I break my own promises, that if I promised my readers that I would, then I would have to! Can't let my millions of loyal readers down. In fact, I invite all of you to join me in doing some light activity each day! Are you up for the challenge?
I cannot focus my thoughts...they are all over the place!
I want to mention that the new response to "Thank You" is "Yeah" instead of "You're Welcome", or that the meaning of life is to just plain live, live each day to the fullest and always tell your loved ones that you do love them, and don't assume that they know it. That rich chocolate cheesecake can make everything better, even after one bite! The Matrix Trilogy is one of the top Trilogies in the world! Okay so I don't know if thats 100% true but it is in my books! Did I also forget to tell you that I saw "The King's Speech" and since it won 4 Oscars, that makes me a better person then someone who didn't see it? LMAO *cough*cough*
UPDATE:
Annie's Birthday dress still not bought, but sources say that there are beautiful little dresses at Fortino's. Keep checking back for Updates!
That's it for now, I think. I had so much to say but I can't remember. Maybe I should get a micro cassette recorder, and record my thoughts as I get them. It seems that I am starting to lose focus again!
Oh yeah, calling the Specialist tomorrow!
Ted bringing a sandwich to the sign-up tonight and I was so hungry and he wouldnt share, or should I bitch...I mean comment on how Mark stole my work. Bastard!
I made a promise to myself that I would start going for walks to get exercising again, however, I did not make it out! So I was thinking, that since I break my own promises, that if I promised my readers that I would, then I would have to! Can't let my millions of loyal readers down. In fact, I invite all of you to join me in doing some light activity each day! Are you up for the challenge?
I cannot focus my thoughts...they are all over the place!
I want to mention that the new response to "Thank You" is "Yeah" instead of "You're Welcome", or that the meaning of life is to just plain live, live each day to the fullest and always tell your loved ones that you do love them, and don't assume that they know it. That rich chocolate cheesecake can make everything better, even after one bite! The Matrix Trilogy is one of the top Trilogies in the world! Okay so I don't know if thats 100% true but it is in my books! Did I also forget to tell you that I saw "The King's Speech" and since it won 4 Oscars, that makes me a better person then someone who didn't see it? LMAO *cough*cough*
UPDATE:
Annie's Birthday dress still not bought, but sources say that there are beautiful little dresses at Fortino's. Keep checking back for Updates!
That's it for now, I think. I had so much to say but I can't remember. Maybe I should get a micro cassette recorder, and record my thoughts as I get them. It seems that I am starting to lose focus again!
Oh yeah, calling the Specialist tomorrow!
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Oscar Night
Never really been a fan of the Oscars so I would like to thank God, Jesus, my family for supporting me through this wild ride and Spike TV for putting on Star Wars Episode III while the Oscars are on.
You know I think I am ready to accept my Oscar for Best Blog. LMAO
One question to leave you for homework tonight...does anyone have the answer to life and its meaning? We will discuss this in class tomorrow so have your assignment completed.
Thanks for reading the Short but Sweet Cell Phone Blog.
You know I think I am ready to accept my Oscar for Best Blog. LMAO
One question to leave you for homework tonight...does anyone have the answer to life and its meaning? We will discuss this in class tomorrow so have your assignment completed.
Thanks for reading the Short but Sweet Cell Phone Blog.
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Saturday, February 26, 2011
Birthday Dress
Hey Hey Everyone,
Annie's 2nd Birthday is coming up, March 4 to be exact and we are having a party for her. Now that I think about it, I haven't sent out any invitations. I think its going to be Saturday March 5 around 3pm. She wants a pizza party so what the princess wants, the princess gets! I will be sending out invitations with exact details.
I think deep fried pickles will be on the menu plus a Potato and a Caesar salad. Oh yeah don't forget the cake. I was thinking of making a train cake but don't know if I have time.
Annie has entered a wonderful time in her life and in ours. Here is a video of the lovely little princess to give you an idea of what we are going through...
Yep, she has entered the "NOOOOO!" stage. It is so cool. Imagine everything you ask her and the answer is "NOOOO!" I think this stage is also referred to as the Terrible 2s!
Anyways, she is still my bratty little princess and we are going out to the mall to buy her a pretty princess dress!
I will post a pic of the dress once we get it!
Annie's 2nd Birthday is coming up, March 4 to be exact and we are having a party for her. Now that I think about it, I haven't sent out any invitations. I think its going to be Saturday March 5 around 3pm. She wants a pizza party so what the princess wants, the princess gets! I will be sending out invitations with exact details.
I think deep fried pickles will be on the menu plus a Potato and a Caesar salad. Oh yeah don't forget the cake. I was thinking of making a train cake but don't know if I have time.
Annie has entered a wonderful time in her life and in ours. Here is a video of the lovely little princess to give you an idea of what we are going through...
Yep, she has entered the "NOOOOO!" stage. It is so cool. Imagine everything you ask her and the answer is "NOOOO!" I think this stage is also referred to as the Terrible 2s!
Anyways, she is still my bratty little princess and we are going out to the mall to buy her a pretty princess dress!
I will post a pic of the dress once we get it!
Friday, February 25, 2011
Cream of Turkey Soup vs Beer and Wings vs Libya?
Okay where to start...
I know I missed writing a little something something, but I was so tired and thoughtless yesterday, that it would have been just a blank blog!
I did however make a delicious Cream of Turkey soup. My Mom made a turkey that she had in her freezer since January and gave me lots of Turkey leftovers. So I decided to make a soup. Now I texted a picture of the finished product to a friend, *cough*cough*Neno*cough*, who said it looked bad, but I dont want to center that friend out *cough*Neno*cough*cough*. It was so delicious though, that I thought I would share with my readers the recipe, a picture of the soup and a video testimonial of how good it was.
Some Crusty bread to go with it...
and the video to prove it was delicious...
So I bet you are sold on how good it is so I will share the recipe.
Joe Joe's Super Yummy Turkey Soup
4 strips of Bacon
4 Potatoes
1 Carrot
1 can of Corn
12 tbs of flour
2 cups of half and half
4 cups of chicken or turkey broth
1 cup of butter (yep I know its fattening)
Left over turkey cut into chunks
Salt, Pepper and Poultry Seasoning
First, I started with frying 4 strips of bacon, and I peeled 4 potatoes and 1 carrot, cut into chunks and I boiled them, but not too much. Then I put the bacon on a paper towel and left it rest.
While the potatoes and carrots are boiling, its time to make the cream part of the soup. Melt the butter in your soup pot (the one you are going to make the soup in) and add the flour. Let the butter and flour cook a little bit while whisking, then whisk in the broth and then the half and half. Add a dash salt and pepper and poultry seasoning.
Strain the potatoes and carrots and add to the cream broth. Add the corn, cut the bacon, and add the cut up turkey.
Let simmer and enjoy!
Now on to Beer and wings. I love beer and wings! I think that if all the world leaders got together for beer and wings, the world would be at peace with each other! There would be no war or hate for other nations. Beer and wings is the solution people. I bet Jesus, Buddha, and Allah probably had beer and wings together. So get out there and eat lots of wings and drink lots of beer and spread the word of Beer and Wing goodness!
I thought that I would quickly mention the people in Libya. I don't really think I am educated enough to get in to get deal about them, but what I know is that they are protesting against Gadhafi, who is the ruler or leader, not really sure the word used for his position. I have heard that he is actually crazy, real life crazy, clinically insane, coo coo, you get the picture. I think the reason for the protest, is for a fair government to run their country, and not be under the rule of Gadhafi. He even started bombing his own capital city and killing his own people.
Here, check out this link for more information, and please correct me if I am wrong.
http://www.thespec.com/news/world/article/492126--protests-spread-in-cities-closer-to-libyan-capital-where-gadhafi-militiamen-clamp-down
So, signing off on this beautiful Friday night,
Joey
I know I missed writing a little something something, but I was so tired and thoughtless yesterday, that it would have been just a blank blog!
I did however make a delicious Cream of Turkey soup. My Mom made a turkey that she had in her freezer since January and gave me lots of Turkey leftovers. So I decided to make a soup. Now I texted a picture of the finished product to a friend, *cough*cough*Neno*cough*, who said it looked bad, but I dont want to center that friend out *cough*Neno*cough*cough*. It was so delicious though, that I thought I would share with my readers the recipe, a picture of the soup and a video testimonial of how good it was.
Some Crusty bread to go with it...
So I bet you are sold on how good it is so I will share the recipe.
Joe Joe's Super Yummy Turkey Soup
4 strips of Bacon
4 Potatoes
1 Carrot
1 can of Corn
12 tbs of flour
2 cups of half and half
4 cups of chicken or turkey broth
1 cup of butter (yep I know its fattening)
Left over turkey cut into chunks
Salt, Pepper and Poultry Seasoning
First, I started with frying 4 strips of bacon, and I peeled 4 potatoes and 1 carrot, cut into chunks and I boiled them, but not too much. Then I put the bacon on a paper towel and left it rest.
While the potatoes and carrots are boiling, its time to make the cream part of the soup. Melt the butter in your soup pot (the one you are going to make the soup in) and add the flour. Let the butter and flour cook a little bit while whisking, then whisk in the broth and then the half and half. Add a dash salt and pepper and poultry seasoning.
Strain the potatoes and carrots and add to the cream broth. Add the corn, cut the bacon, and add the cut up turkey.
Let simmer and enjoy!
Now on to Beer and wings. I love beer and wings! I think that if all the world leaders got together for beer and wings, the world would be at peace with each other! There would be no war or hate for other nations. Beer and wings is the solution people. I bet Jesus, Buddha, and Allah probably had beer and wings together. So get out there and eat lots of wings and drink lots of beer and spread the word of Beer and Wing goodness!
I thought that I would quickly mention the people in Libya. I don't really think I am educated enough to get in to get deal about them, but what I know is that they are protesting against Gadhafi, who is the ruler or leader, not really sure the word used for his position. I have heard that he is actually crazy, real life crazy, clinically insane, coo coo, you get the picture. I think the reason for the protest, is for a fair government to run their country, and not be under the rule of Gadhafi. He even started bombing his own capital city and killing his own people.
Here, check out this link for more information, and please correct me if I am wrong.
http://www.thespec.com/news/world/article/492126--protests-spread-in-cities-closer-to-libyan-capital-where-gadhafi-militiamen-clamp-down
So, signing off on this beautiful Friday night,
Joey
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